Gastric By-Pass Surgery's Down Side

 By-Pass Surgery Pros and Cons

 Don't Let Pooping in Your Pants at The White House Happen To You

Everyone should check out the dangers of by-pass gastric surgery.  Al Roker former "fat bastard" of ABC's Today Show, tells how he pooped his pants in the White House. I don't think it something to be ashamed of.  No one noticed anyway. The poop is that the whole place smells like a barn now. Pooping is a great thing to do. The famous atheist Madalaine Murry Ohair. once said on the Johnny Carson show, the best thing in life is a good BM.  I don't think that applies to doing it in your pants. Al said when he asked if he could get some underwear the staff at the news briefing told him no one would notice. After all this place was full of poop.

Now that's living

Al points out in his book that there are consequences for finding quick fixes to your problems. Like eating as if you have two freaking ass holes. Al is a good guy that wants you all to know that pooping in your pants can be avoided with other means of weight control and weight loss. Like going on a diet, like everyone else does. Or trying a twelve step program like AA or NA.  It is necessary to understand that obesity is a problem that many in the U.S. have. It can be the result of OCD or just the fact that you don't know when to stop stuffing your pie hole. You should start your adventure of weight loss by not trying to eat the whole table after you have eaten everything on it.  Give someone else a chance and leave some for the dumpster divers. They have to eat too.

There is a lot of panic right now because it was announced that we are only able to use 30 percent of the corn we grow in America for food. The rest is used for fuel and exported.  Now they want to use sugar in the same way. The anxiety among the obese is palpable.

Oh lordy! However I do think that Michell should consider by-pass as a possibility in the future if she continues to eat fries after midnight and continues to keep ribs in her purse just in case. Last week I was told by an anonymous source that the first lady went to pull out her Blackberry and instead pulled out a Yankee Doodle packaged cake. Very unusual because she previously pulled out a Twinkie. Before they were closed down by the unions.

So if you don't want to poop in your pants at the White House do not get by-pass surgery. Poop may be accepted there. But you take your chances every where else.